Internal Dialouge

7:45 8:00 8:15 - Arrive at work.

8:25 - Refill water mug (when was the last time I washed it? Yuuumm, squishy ice), eat yogurt that I brought from home.

8:26 - Still eating yogurt, also reading e-mail and blogs.

8:45 - Yogurt done.  What am I going to have for lunch?

8:46-10:00 - Work

10:01 - Hungry.  What am I going to have for lunch?  Arby's? Oooo, yummy Chinese place? I have to go and let the dogs out.  And I have no money.  Must go home.

10:03 -  Yummy Chinese place?  Crap, still no money.  Check bank balance online.  Really no money for food.  I have leftover tequila lime turkey at home.  Can make wrap.

10:14 - What about McDonalds?  UUUHHH, still no money. 

10:15 - Maybe a little more work

10:50 - Almost lunch time! 

10:55 - Can I leave before 11?  Would people think I am crazy?

11:15 - Oh, crap.  It's past 11.  I'm leaving now. 

11:15:30 - Hi payroll guy!  I was planning on going home for lunch but, oh, yes I caused you a lot of problems last week with that tip credit thing.  Sorry about that. 

11:16 - Wait!  Just because I said I was planning on going home doesn't mean I have to do that!  I want to go!  Free Lunch!  Wait for me!  Never mind.  Have to let out dogs. 

11:18 - I'm going home now.  After bathroom.

11:19 - Uhh. Thighs.  Am definitely eating wrap.

11:20 - Damn, I really wanted yummy Chinese place.

11:25 - Home.  Doggies barking.  Cut up turkey.  Maybe start a load of clothes.  Chinese Food. 

11:26 - This lettuce is a little brown.  Last head of lettuce lasted 2 months.  Shitty Publix lettuce.  Must remember to only buy Target 2 month lettuce.  But have crumbled goat cheese and horseradish jack cheese.  And mushrooms.  All good ingredients.  A little lite three cheese ranch dressing to tie it all together.  I hope I don't have to talk to anyone up close this afternoon. 

11:27 - Fuck.  Whole wheat tortilla tearing.  How can I have a wrap if it won't stay wrapped!!!  Wait, there's hummus left.  What can I use to eat hummus? finger? spoon?  Baby carrots=healthy!

11:30 - Very hard to eat unwrapped wrap and surf internet.  Maybe this is why TP keeps yelling about food in keyboard?

11:40 - Last of hummus.  Damn, I didn't buy any extra at the store.  What am I going to use the rest of these carrots for?  I hate orange food. 

11:41 - How much time do I have left?  Must start load of baby clothes.  Bibs are like Gremlins, when they get wet, they multiply.  Who left them all over the place? Damn it, TP.  Oh, wait, that was probably me.  Why didn't he pick them up?? Shithead. 

11:42 - Might as well take of the changing table cover and the crib sheet; and blankie probably needs some washing too.  Must remind TP to put stuff in dryer.  This will show him.  He can't reach over to put new crib sheet on!  Ha!  Oh, that means I'll have to do it when I get home.  Foiled again.   

11:55 - Need workout clothing.  Since I ate all this healthy stuff at lunch, how many minutes does that shave off my treadmill time?  Probably none, since I ate half the container of hummus.  But with carrots!! Still 30 minutes.  Damn. 

12:00 - Alright doggies, come on!  Treat time! (cue thundering paws on deck)   Pete, do not attack Jax for his treat.  Stop it. 

12:03 - Bye puppies!  Have a good afternoon.  Hmmm, I wonder what kind of chocolate the receptionist has in her drawer?  I think we'll have homemade pizza in honor of Grey's Anatomy tonight.  I think I need wine to go with it.  Live semi-drunk blogging.  It could become a tradition!  Can I go in grocery store with workout clothes on without frightening people?

12:08 - Back at Work.  Must work all afternoon.  No blog checking.  Only e-mail replies when the google mail indicator pops up.

12:09 - Ooohh, mail!  Wait, I need to see if Miss Zoot has posted anything new.  She always posts a lot so I can have something new to look at. ...

 

O.K. I've gotten several requests for The Rest.  Of the story.  God, you intenets are so demanding.  I'll complete the day today.  I thought everyone would be all, "Well, she just thinks we need to know Everything doesn't she?"  So I didn't go any farther. 

Comments

[Silly Hily]

So, you just stopped at 12:09. What's up with that? You are cracking me up. I'm the same way about some things. Even though I dipped those baby carrots in a whole bottle of ranch dressing (which it totally fattening) it still totally counts as healthy food. And those apples, even though they are dipped in caramel, still healthy. Chocolate covered strawberries are my favorite healthy food.
And Grey's Anatomy! I watched it with glass of wine in hand.

[starrynite]

I laughed out loud at "bibs are like gremlins, they multiply when wet". Inspired!

Hope the rest of your day went well.

xXx

[Mrs. CPA]

Skillet Ho, I got carried away by the waves of the internet. And then poof! it was 5:30.

[Stacey]

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who thinks about lunch immediately after breakfast. Now post the REST of your day!

[Amy W]

Yes, please finish it!!

[Silly Hily]

Dude, you must put the crack pipe down if you think we aren't nosey enough to be pissed when you stop at 12:09 b/c helloooooooo, what they hell else happened.

[CPA Mom]

I went in the grocery store last night after working out. Kept my iPod on and went right on in. I could care less. If I can work out next to perfect strangers, I can shop next to them too.
Don't hate me but I had Chinese for lunch today as I do every other Friday - Lions club meetings. And I am DAMN TIRED of Chinese.

[samantha Jo Campen]

I think about lunch WHILE I'm eating breakfast. And, just like you, I finish lunch and while leaving the apartment wonder what kind of candy is in Gary's desk drawer. God forbid he doesn't refill it before his day off. I. Go. Through. Withdrawl. And. Then. People. Die.