So, this week I have been working my fingers to the bone. I am wearing the numbers off the ten key over here. Lest you think that all I do is surf around the Internet being Princess Plagiarizer Catcher, here are some other EXCITING! NEW! DEVELOPMENTS!
Maggie Mason Likes Me. And wrote in her book 'specially for me.
Well, actually, I paid her 18 something dollars to like me, but if she knew me don't you think she would have done it for free?
These four little words brought a tear to my eye. I know she wanted to say more, but didn't want to play favorites...
And guess what? You are going to have to be subjected to some of the ideas in this book. If you want one for yourself, you may get one here. (And you SHOULD get one, because Maggie's be-here-soon baby will be needing lots of cool baby stuffs, and you should help facilitate the spending.)
I read several sections while I was waiting on a haircut, and while I have already spewed forth some of the prompts, there are plenty more I haven't, some that Blogger ate, and some that are too smart for me.
Did you catch that haircut reference? After the jump...
Before (plus about 4 inches): After:
Don't worry, It already looks like shit again. I washed it. (and the way TP's head looks in that picture is not true to life. Sorry TP, you look like an eraser head.) I almost didn't make it to my appointment because I was going to have to go to jail for murdering this woman at Taco Bell who would not shut the hell up. Just when you thought she was finished, she'd order something else. She even paid, and then had to order something else and pay again. But she had a cute haircut. Do you think it would have been rude for me to ask to take a picture of the back of her head? I almost did it, but since she took so damn long, I didn't have enough time. Thanks, skank. We could have been haricut twins, and you ruined it with your burrito with meat and medium drink ordering.
And lastly, to round out the Friday picture taking trifecta,
Behold:
The nastiest thing you could ever do to an apple and still get people to pay for it:
One of our cleaning guys makes these "blue rasb-bear-E" candied apples. It weighs approximately 37 pounds and could be considered a lethal weapon. It also contains the days work of one sugar cane laborer. I don't think I will be eating any of this concoction, but it was only $2, and he made a special trip up here to bring them sell them to us.
And then I worked until 12:30 am. And I'm at the office right this second (but I'm not charging this to anyone, so shut up), and my boss brought me a chicken biscuit. So nyeah!
a) Hair is totally cute
b) You seriously need to not work until 12:30 in the morning crackhead (I love that I feel we are close enough for me to call you a crackhead)
c) I request new pics o Mr. Cheeks please
d) HA! Was I a bad influence with the "Yo quiero Taco Bell?"
Posted by: Silly Hily | September 09, 2006 at 03:13 PM
a) thankyouverymuch
b) I do not mind the crackheaded name calling, as I will refer to you now as "skillet ho."
c) I took some today actually and will post them tomorrow or Monday. You may also peruse my flickr page, which you can get to up on the left. However, since my family also looks at it, I save my wittiest captions for here. Also, I can make my kid say "shit" over here, and I can't over there.
d)I would say yes, except I never have a problem with finding an excuse for the Border. However, I did resist the urge for Arby's on Thurday. And with that big ass hat following me around, that was no small feat.
Posted by: Mrs. CPA | September 09, 2006 at 09:27 PM
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Posted by: MotherPie | September 10, 2006 at 01:37 PM
Okay, you NEVER EVER wash your hair after you get it done. Then it always goes back to looking like crap. That's how they get ahold of you--those stylists and their twisted ways. Whenever I get my hair done I act like I'm getting married. I have to put on full make-up, wear a cute outfit, and my husband has to take me out in public so it doesn't go 'to waste.' Now that I wrote all of that, I think I may have a problem. . . .Cute hair regardless. And that apple thing is nasty.
Posted by: samantha Jo Campen | September 10, 2006 at 07:09 PM
Seriously, cute haircut (I think! You must have TP take a real picture of you though as it is hard to tell).
The apple, it is seriously scary.
The Maggie Mason book, I was seriously thinking of that for myself.
Posted by: CPA Mom | September 11, 2006 at 07:49 AM