Dun Dun Duuuuuun
But first the short commercial break:
The ears, they are killing me. Hud-Hud has ANOTHER stupid ear infection. After $55 more dollars spent at Kroger, with not a food stuff to show for it, hopefully we can kick this one. One of his tubes has fallen out and that ear is horribly infected the other is just draining like there's not tomorrow and the cleaning of the ear/ear drop fiasco continues.
And now we're back!
Here's the highly scientific process:
All the names on my super expensive Labrador retriever stationary. (We don't even have this flavor of dog!) I needed the lines to cut precisely the same size pieces of paper.
Folded in half and then in half again. Just like when Price Waterhouse does the Oscar votes and picks the winner (That is how they do it isn't it?). Everybody got two lines. One for their name and the one above it.
Riveting picture of all the pieces of paper. All 11 of them. Because I am a sad, sad blogger with only 11 people who care to write a comment. Either that or no one else wants anything for Christmas. I choose to believe the latter.
And here is the grand paper picking! With a surprise appearance by JAX the tiniest investigative dog. (Jax says, "Everyting in dis house is mai bizness, yo.")
Let me just pause to say that after this was over Kendall and Hud-Hud proceeded to pick out each piece of paper becuase they thought this was so fun. I'm filling their stockings with little folded papers this year. And I'll get to use up all of the magnetic notepad with a picture of a dog ON IT WE DON'T HAVE becuase you know, all dogs look the same, as the person who gave it to us said.
So Isabel and Melinda please respond to my email with your name and address and I'll be sending out your prizes this weekend!
Thanks to everyone who participated. I wish TP would let me have enough money to send you all a prize. You can e-mail him and tell him what a miserly butthead he is at your earliest convenience.

















SUCKS about his ears!! UGH!!
A miserly butthead? That made me laugh. I doubt it's true, but it's funny :)
Posted by: Kellie | December 04, 2007 at 07:47 AM
That is a very scientific process. And dude, so glad I won. Can't wait to see what it is!
Posted by: Isabel | December 04, 2007 at 09:46 AM
Isabel is winning all over the place - she just won at my review site too! I've got to get that link up.
time for more ear tubes....
Posted by: CPA Mom and Soccer Mom Angela | December 04, 2007 at 11:25 AM
OMG, I was sooo nervous scrolling down to find out who won. Too bad it wasn't me ;)
I'm so sorry about Hud Hud's ears. We are having near constant snot draining at my house.
Posted by: wwbd | December 04, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Am I just lucky that Audrey's tubes haven't fallen out in almost a year??
I never, ever win anything. The end.
Posted by: Amy W | December 04, 2007 at 01:49 PM
WOOHOO! I won! I'm dancing around over here! I loved the video. Hope everyone's ears heal up. Mine are achy too.
Posted by: Melinda | December 04, 2007 at 08:48 PM
Oh man, sorry to hear about the ear infections and the tubes...what an ordeal. I hope it's over soon.
How many teeth does he have left to cut?
Posted by: SJ | December 04, 2007 at 11:45 PM